KetaDoge
KetaDoge Saga
"such ketamine"
"very trip"
"wow"
"much k-hole"
1 $KDOGE = infinite good boi points
The Legendary Tale of KetaDoge
Chapter 1: Much Curious
Doge was a simple shibe, living his best life. One day, he found a mysterious baggie with a white powder labeled "K"."what dis?" he thought.
His friend, a sketchy raccoon named Trash Panda, explained: "is special snow, makes reality go brrr"
Chapter 2: Very First Time
Doge's first K-experience was magical. He felt his paws melting into the universe, time became a concept he could taste.
"wow such floaty"
"am I still doge? or am universe now?"
"can smell colors"
Chapter 3: Much Addiction
Soon, Doge was spending all his dogecoin on special K. His favorite activity? Lining up neat rows on his silver platter while watching Animal Planet.
"not addicted, can stop whenever"
"just one more line"
"such responsible drug user"
Chapter 4: Very K-Hole
One night, Doge took too much. He found himself floating through the cosmos, meeting ancient space shibas who revealed the secrets of the universe.
"am transcend physical form"
"can see through time"
"discovered meaning of bork"
Chapter 5: Much Redemption?
After months of chasing the K-dragon, Doge's friends staged an intervention. Cat, Cheems, and Walter all gathered to express concern.
"maybe problem"
"but special K make doge feel special"
"will think about life choices... tomorrow"
To be continued... maybe... if Doge remembers...
$KDOGE Tokenomics
"not financial advice"
"probably worthless"
"but maybe moon?"
50%
For Doge's K Habit
40%
Rehab Insurance Fund
10%
One Very Lucky Shibe
Very Questions, Much Answers
Is KetaDoge real?
As real as Doge's K-induced hallucinations. Not financial advice. Much warning.
Where can I buy $KDOGE?
You can't. It exists only in this dimension of memes and dreams. If someone tries to sell you $KDOGE, they are scamming harder than Doge scams himself.
Is ketamine safe for dogs?
NO! This is a joke website. Please don't give drugs to animals. Real ketamine is a prescription medication used by veterinarians and doctors. Be responsible, unlike Doge.
What is the purpose of this site?
Much laugh. Very joke. Wow entertainment. Also subtle commentary on memecoins and drug glorification. But mostly laugh.
Will Doge ever recover?
We hope so. The Shiba Inu Rehabilitation Center is standing by. One day at a time, such progress, many healing.